I'm not proud to post this - but I feel I should post something, as it's been a while! So apologises in advance to the lameness of this post. So a highly classy, red top newspaper posted these jokes in response to vegans to become protected under a equality law. They're really bad, and apparently said news paper thinks they are funny. Surely some one has some better ones than this - or atleast some against those who eat animals? Jokes welcome! Drum roll, please... Q: Why did the tofu cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken. Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients. Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad? A: It hasn't been tested on mice. Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy? A. We have to stop meating like this Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat? A. Someone who lost their veg-inity! Q. What do you call a militant vegan? A. Lactose intolerant. Q: What do vegan zombies eat? A: Graiinnnzzzz Q: What's a vegan's favourite chat up line? A: If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please? Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea? A: A salad shooter. Q: Why did the vegan cross the road? A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man! I like to think I have a pretty good sense of humour and don't mind the odd joke that pokes fun at my diet - but really - these are meant to be funny?! '); Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat? A. Someone who lost their veg-inity! Q. What do you call a militant vegan? A. Lactose intolerant. Q: What do vegan zombies eat? A: Graiinnnzzzz Q: What's a vegan's favourite chat up line? A: If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please? Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea? A: A salad shooter. Q: Why did the vegan cross the road? A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man! I usually have a good sense of humour even if the jokes are poking fun at my diet, but really, that was the best they could come up with. My pirate jokes are better than these!
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