There is no Secret Society Of Vegans. It doesn't exist. You don't know us but we know you. We exist in secret and work anonymously.

You should not have found this website, but by doing so you have proven you are worthy of entry to SSOV Level 1. By wearing our gear you are compromising our anonymity, but at the same time you are proving yourself worthy of SSOV Level 2.

When you understand this paradox, you will be worthy of SSOV Level 3.

The first aim of SSOV is to keep Ve6nsm in the undergound where it belongs. Vegetarians have sold out the cause - it is too clean, too easy and too accessible. Only teh Ve6ns have taken the necessary leap onto the path of Enlightenment that will lead us to a New Dawn.

The second aim of SSOV is to build the Secret Society (Red Wing) which will be in wait for activation at any time. All our gear is microchipped and ready for satellite tracking. We will call on you when we need you.

The third aim of SSOV is to bring on the New Dawn of Truth, Peace, Equality and Justice. The meaning of these will be further elucidated in SSOV Communiques.

We are a small operational group of dedicated counter-cultural activists. We are fighting carnism by using crypto-capitalist propaganda. Whatever that means. We still have to have a general meeting to discuss this. Pre-meetings concerning the scheduling of a meeting to decide unanimously on the subject, have been banned / vetoed by the Elders Comity for The Eradication of the new Members.

The Secret Society Of Vegans doesn't have a book of rules to follow, or maybe it does. It's up to you to make the rules. It's up to you to create a local SSOV chapter and start a soft-spoken vegan revolution in your streets.

But please, keep a low profile. And keep it real.

Go vegan.

The Great Supremo Leader
Some important guy